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How You Can Grow When You Stop Dreading Payroll

We'reOpenDepositphotos_74088177_m-2015Operating a business is generally an enjoyable, albeit stressful, undertaking for the people who start it. They typically have an easy time with setting up most parts of the operation, but there seems to be a frequent disruption when they start needing to deal with payroll.

When a business begins to take off and reaches a size that requires employees beyond just the entrepreneurs themselves, there can be a real hiccup in growth. The need to log hours correctly, calculate withholdings accurately, and get payments made on time creates a new stress on the managers, and it can leave them struggling to navigate through the process.

It’s at this stage that many entrepreneurs realize that it’s time to get expert help. And because most firms of this size aren’t able to open a full accounting department, many are taking on MasterTax tax compliance software as a tool to overcome the complexities of getting an employee’s calculations from earnings to the take-home level.

There are several reasons why an automated system like that can keep your company from sinking just as it’s beginning to swim.

Employee Retention

Nothing is quite as unpleasant for a worker as getting a surprise at tax time. When they report their exemptions to you at the onset of their employment, they are counting on you to withhold accordingly and help them meet their goals with the government. For some, they measure precisely and aim for no net cost to the IRS. Others shoot for a big refund. Whichever path they have chosen, they are expecting your company to get things right.

When you don’t, you have a serious problem. You may have people who owe large tax bills and end up being subjected to a wage garnishment. Others may feel you’ve let the government hold part of their wages, interest-free, for an entire calendar year. Either group will be very unhappy, and that’s a hard worker to hold onto.

Government Compliance

Of course, it isn’t just your workers who can run afoul of the government. You are required to make withholding payments, payroll taxes, and possibly occupational tax payments in order to keep yourself in compliance with the law.

When a company fails to meet these ever-changing obligations, the effects can be devastating. Assets can be seized, bank accounts can be frozen, and the company can start down a path that will never allow it to recover.

Using a system that correctly calculates what you need to send and where you need to send it will avoid this devastating spectrum of oversights, keeping you in operation and in the money.

Lower Overhead

These are magic words to most new businesses. As we noted earlier, it’s impossible to take on a full department of experienced payroll workers in the early days of a business, when there are only a few workers actually out there doing production.

By simply using a computerized payroll calculation system to deal with your withholdings and earnings, you are effectively getting that experienced payroll staff at a fraction of the cost. Best of all, your workers get all the benefits of that staff, and ultimately, you get to cash in on long-tenured staff who are as satisfied with their paychecks as they would be at one of your monster competitors. It’s a win-win, low-cost situation.

When all you have to do is calculate cash sales, pay the bills, and keep the profits for yourself, your payroll isn’t too tough. Once you bring other people on board, though, you have an obligation–both morally and legally–to do right by them when it comes time for them to be paid. Failing to do so can destroy your business. But it’s not necessary.

From the first day that you have an employee beyond yourself, keep current on how to withhold and pay your staff properly. It will bring dividends for as long as you operate.

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Business Is Looking Up

BlogA largerdThe editorial business is starting to make up for the money lost in the publishing enterprise.

The Copyeditor’s Desk, surprisingly, is not flat broke yet. I figured that if the many books we’ve published didn’t sell, the bank balance would reach $0.00 along about March 31. That hasn’t happened (mirabilis!), though it’s at about half of where it was when I decided to take a cruise down the Amazon.

It was a calculated risk. Really, I’m surprised I’m not flat broke. Last month Amazon sold one (1) of our amazing books. We sell more when I advertise the erotica at a website frequented by people who like erotic romance, but not enough to cover the cost of the ads. Fire-Rider has 5-star ratings but no one has bought it in months. The cookbook has sold one (1) copy on Amazon since it came out.

Meanwhile, though… The Copyeditor’s Desk has billed $1047 in the past ten days. It has another $2200 pending from academic institutions, traditionally slow to pay, for a total of $3247 earned over the past month.

About $2,800 worth of work is in house, in the “unhatched eggs” category.

Since I only need to draw down about $1320 a month ($1100 + $220 in taxes) to replace my piddling teaching income, this is good news.

Last night I calculated what I would need to pay myself a salary and cover all the business’s overhead, not counting occasional computer purchases. It looks like this:

CED IncomeSo, about $1600 a month to cover ordinary expenses. That comes to about $19,390 a year, total gross income needed to pay me and cover overhead.

If I could earn that much, I could keep the wolf from the door. Not exactly a living wage, is it?

If I made $3200 a month consistently, the result would be $38,400 a year. Then I could afford a cell phone! 🙂 Wouldn’t that be nice?

The truth is, I don’t especially want to make that much. The amount of work I’ve done over the past few weeks has been pretty crushing: starting around 5:30 or 6 in the morning and working through, most days, until 8:30 or 9:30 at night. I’m not getting any exercise; I’m lucky if I get the dogs out for a walk every other day; and I’m wearing off my nose at the grindstone. I’d rather have a life than $38,000 a year.

But I sure as heck could do with enough to replace the piddly adjunct teaching.

 

Dollars and Ducks

The ducks are visiting again this morning. They come and go, DuckDuck and her Drake. They don’t seem to be interested in nesting here — they spend most of their time elsewhere. So I doubt if we’ll be seeing ducklings anytime in the near future. But it’s nice to have them drop by and paddle around the pool now and again.

The drake is a spectacular thing. He’s exceptionally handsome even for a mallard, his feathers in prime shape and he obviously at the height of his life. When he spreads his wings and takes off, he makes an astonishing flash of color and motion. DuckDuck is also quite charming, given to standing on the coping and stretching one leg at a time, causing her wing to lift so the long striped feathers and with their bright teal patch fan out… uh oh…she’s over at the old nest and peering in there. Hmmm…..  Is it only that she wishes to eat the cat’s claw leaves, or does she have designs on the old homestead?

Whenever I get back from choir, I’ve gotta do some bookkeeping and pay the S-corp’s AMEX bill. Ugh. Racked up over $900, mostly on consultancy fees.

And truth to tell, the book enterprise isn’t making any money, mostly because I don’t like working with social media, because I can’t even get into Goodreads, and because I have just enough editorial work that it takes time way from the publishing scheme that should be used on marketing. I think I’m probably going to focus on the cookbook and let the others moulder on the Internet. I will take shop versions of the cookbook and Fire-Rider around to local bookstores, but that’s about it. I tire of this enterprise, especially since I can earn as much as I made teaching with editorial work that occupies about a third of my time.

Yesterday at our merry writers’ group, one of the members asked me if I’m interested in ghost-writing. Topic: how to write computer games.

Well…zzzzzzzzzzzz….. Maybe. If the person is willing to pay the going rate for a ghost-written book — about 20 grand — sure. But frankly, most people outside publishing and politics faint dead away when they hear that price. They wouldn’t pay half that  much, and believe me…you do a lot more than $10,000 worth of work when you write an entire book for someone.

Math Magic, which I wrote for Scott Flansburg and for which I did get $20,000, had a one-year deadline. That’s less than $1,667 a month, gross, for full-time work: exactly the amount of one of my net paychecks at the Great Desert University, after taxes and the state’s generous benefits were extracted. Half-time pay for full-time work. That book was done in six months, mostly because as soon as SDXB left town for a stint in the reserves, I spent 14 to 16 hours a day on it.

Oh well. Nothing ventured: I’ll probably look into it, but not hold my breath until the check clears the bank…

But frankly, I suspect that if I put as much time and money into marketing the editorial business as I’ve done for the publishing scheme, I’d  hustle up more than enough work to meet the target I’d like to earn. And NOT have to work 14 hours a day at it…

Ever wonder if you’ve blown a fuse?

Do you ever wonder if at some point along the line you’ve blown a mental fuse? Slipped a cog? Dropped off the trolley cable?

Lately, “competence” does not seem to be my middle name. I never functioned at the level of one of those astonishing admins who keeps a department together and running with Scotch tape and paper clips. But as I recall, I wasn’t a total fool.

And also lately — much more to the point — it seems to me that I’m not getting things done at the rate I used to. It’s more like I can’t get them done in the time I’m accustomed to expecting. And one interruption — just one, dammit — will throw a whole day off, insuring that absolutely positively nothing gets done.

Today the schedule looked like this:

Collect last six Fire-Rider stories and lay them out for Kindle publication
Obtain ISBN for the same
Convert to Mobi format; proofread; fix; reconvert
Post to Amazon
Lay out first FR collection for print production at new PoD guy’s site
Check to see if diet/cookbook proofs are ready; drive to south Phoenix, proof, approve (I hope) and order books for sale
Walk dogs
Try again to buy ads on SBTB
Search for similar website for speculative fiction or sagas
Work on establishing presence on Goodreads

But instead, here’s how it’s gone:

Write, by email, a detailed explanation for ad manager of why I dislike and distrust Faceboook and what leads me to believe, despite her assurances to the contrary, that some risk exists for posts to any page established in my FB account to be distributed to my “friends” on the page that has nothing to do with racy books; explain why Racy Books writers and I established a “secret” page to avoid that happening
Make a decision about what to do next in the ad campaign, if anything, now that FB has screwed us. Explain in detail to ad manager
Write a post on the Facebook page for The Copyeditor’s Desk, which I had forgotten
Correspond with reader who wants to buy a copy of 30 Pounds/4 months
Correspond with accountant and with Web guru over whether Web guru needs to get a 1099
Pick up mess before cleaning lady gets here
File loose paperwork
Get email from client summoning me to meet with him to kill another afternoon going over every one of my edits, and to discuss cost of P&S Press producing his book in hard copy…AT 2 P.M. TODAY
Prepare a two-page estimate of costs, broken down by task and comparing our estimate with the going rates posted at various sites on Google
Throw on my clothes
Paint my face
Set and comb my hair
Bolt down a few bites of cold roast chicken
Fly out the door

Nothing else is going to get done today.

 

Of Books, Business, and Dishwashers

So here at the Funny Farm, the proprietor continues to put in 12- to 14-hour days. Got a meeting in another two hours, which means no time to write this post AND get any significant other work done. WTF…I’m writing. Dammit, I get a chance to have a cup of coffee and rest for a few minutes.

Yesterday FaM subscribers received an email warning…uhm, advising you all that I soon will be emanating a kind of business newsletter from the Camptown Ladies site, holding forth more about the adventure of starting a new publishing enterprise than about the Racy Books themselves.

A rose, a candle, and an extraordinary man... Or is he a man?
A rose, a candle, and an extraordinary man… Or is he a man?

Speaking of the which, I see I’ve failed to mention our latest shenanigan, The Ouija Lover. Actually, this randy little number is one of my favorite books. The characters come to life quickly and are pretty entertaining — they get more so in the second book of the series, The Taming of Bonnie. The conceit — the “concept” in Hollywoodese — is really bizarre. So that went online yesterday, available for your browsing pleasure at this very moment.

The Ouija Lover is one of several spooky-themed stories that we’re publishing in honor of Halloween and La Dia de los Muertos. Only one of them, Kelpie (scheduled for publication next week), is really very dark.

Interestingly, most of the Camptown Races stories are fairly light and upbeat. That, apparently, is the overall mood of my writers. The occasional heavy or dark piece is an intriguing exception. I think that’s because these stories are very fun to write and (we hope) fun to read. We’re all getting a hoot out of creating racy stories!

Meanwhile, life goes on. In altogether different realms … I wish to sic one of our fictional spooks on the dunderheads who came up with “high-efficiency” home appliances. There’s another bizarre conceit: the idea that a piece of equipment that takes twice as long to do the job and does it badly (so the job often has to be done over again) magically saves electricity and water. Where do people dream these ideas up?

The present target of my ire is (again) the expensive Bosch dishwasher that I installed to replace the deceased (allegedly less marvelously “efficient”) model. This is the one that won’t get your dishes clean unless you run it on the “Sanitize” cycle, thereby engaging an internal heater that boosts the water’s heat enough to wash off the dirt without benefit of functional detergent. The cycle that takes two hours and forty-one minutes of electric power to wash a load of dishes that would take you about 15 minutes and no electric power (assuming you have a gas water heater) to wash by hand.

Now, I happen to own a set of Christofle silverware that the ex- and I bought back when we were flush and dumb. After we split, I took the silver with me. And I thought at the time, I am gonna use this silver and not save it for a special occasion, BECAUSE special occasions never come and I love this stuff.

So for the past 18 or 20 years, I’ve used the Christofle every day, with every meal. Early on, I found a set of stainless that knocks off Christofle’s design (no longer available: patent infringement?), which I use for cooking. And early on, I learned that if you keep the stainless separate from the silver, you can run the silverware through the dishwasher with no harm.

Well. So it went until I acquired the current “efficient” Bosch. After I figured out that the only way to get the contraption to work was to run it on the sani-cycle every time, I found that suddenly the silver was tarnishing and needed to be repolished every time I turned around. (Normally I’d polish the silver maybe once every six months or a year — if you’re using it all the time, it doesn’t tarnish unless you leave it sitting in lemon juice or some such.)

WTF? Why was I suddenly having to polish the silver every two weeks?

Finally I figured out that it must have something to do with the heat in the washer’s sanitize cycle. If you want the dishes clean, you can’t put the silverware in there.

And that means that if I want to use my silver, I have to wash every piece by hand after every meal!!!!

Thank you, dear environmentally correct hucksters, for taking us back to the 1950s in one more aspect of our lives.

Now, in general I’m none too fond of housework. But of all the housework chores, I hate washing dishes by hand with the deepest passion. It’s one thing to have to wash the laundry by hand once every week or two. But another thing altogether to have to wash eating utensils by hand two or three times a day.

It’s such a nuisance, in fact, that I’m thinking about packing up the silver, hiding it from the burglars somewhere or giving it to my son, and just going over to Pottery Barn or Crate & Barrel and buying a set of decent stainless.

The Christofle knock-off stainless is cheap and light-weight. The real stuff, the silver, has a nice heft to it, which adds to the pleasure of a nice meal. A better set of stainless would have that quality, and it also would go in the dishwasher. Voilà: one annoyance gone. Sort of.

Crate & Barrel has some very attractive 18/10 designs. They’re not cheap, but they’re not horribly expensive. I just resent having to put away something I’ve made part of my daily life and that I enjoy using. Nor do I want to spend money on something like this because of some stupid “improvement” that’s utterly unnecessary, ineffective, and unfair.

Pisseth me off.