Coffee heat rising

DON’T WANNA WORK…or much of anything else…

It’s 10:40 Saturday morning and I do NOT feel like working today. Dammit.

Three more sets of busywork “reading response” papers are in from the English 102s. That’s a hundred and twenty-six papers to read! Actually, in each section three students are MIA (thank God). So that leaves “only” 108 mind-numbers to look at and assess.

They’re only  worth 15 points and they don’t actually have to be read carefully: it’s just a matter of looking at them to judge whether our nimrods seem to have read the assigned chapters and tried to apply the principles therein to one of the included essays. Some students are so effing useless that unless you MAKE them read the assignments by demanding that they regurgitate the gist of what they’re supposed to read, they won’t do it.

Even then, sometimes they won’t. One guy obviously just looked at the chapter’s title, which appears in the syllabus, and made up a lot of vague bullshit.

Many students flat-out refuse to buy the textbooks for their college courses. And you can’t blame them: textbooks are horribly overpriced. When it comes to a required bullshit course like freshman comp, which most students highly resent being made to pay for, the textbooks are a frank rip-off. Sixty, eighty, a hundred bucks for a $20 trade paperback? GIVE. ME. A BREAK.

And forgodsake give the students a break.

For the magazine writing course, my colleague and I are trying to concoct a “virtual” workbook by finding websites that contain the same information as the pricey textbook. Really, it would be easier to do that for freshman comp, and I don’t understand why the colleges don’t assign a committee to identify a dozen websites with the instructional content and another couple dozen online essays and articles to examplify that content, and then let us point classmates in that direction.

Even if the students had to sign up for sites with paywalls, like The New York Times, it would be infinitely cheaper than having to fork over some enormous amount of money for a textbook you don’t want and will get rid of on the last day of class, to your significant financial disadvantage.

Ugh. I’ve been sitting here drinking coffee and cruising the Web for the past several hours. GOTTA either get to work or get off my duff, walk the dogs, and do some yardwork.

Yesterday I did manage to get several major chores done:

Cleaned up final (or next-to-final) copy for a client’s 275-page manuscript (single-spaced; that would be something over 500 pages if it were double-spaced the way it’s supposed to be…). Drafted a proposal for said client to send to publishers. Read about 60 stoont papers. Attacked the weeds in the quarter-acre yard and up the alley. Walked the dogs. Devised a yoga routine and tested it (not long enough yet…). Met with my son to discuss the proposed refinance; found him once again unhappy with the idea. Realized he may be right.

My father may have been right, too: mortgage instruments are designed to screw the customer, no matter how cheerily they are presented and no matter how “low” the interest. One might, just might be better served to live in cheap apartments or company housing throughout one’s adulthood, squirreling every penny into savings, and then buy the retirement residence in cash.

God, but the news stinks these days. One exception: Jordan is moved to blow ISIS out of existence.

About bloody time someone got off that dime. If the Jordanians succeed in extinguishing those lunatics, their pilot’s life will not have been lost in vain.

Unlike, we might add, the many lives we’ve thrown uselessly into that vortex.

There’s only one way to bring a stop to extremist attacks on Western targets and on (relatively) innocent locals, and that is to demonstrate without a shadow of a doubt that we will exterminate the perpetrators and anybody who happens to be standing nearby. That is what they understand and that is all they understand.

Sorry to sound harsh, but I grew up in Saudi Arabia. I can assure you, the only reason the Saudis ever pretended to be our “friends” was and is spelled O-I-L. In reality they hate Westerners, they hate Christians, they hate Jews, and they especially hate Americans. That was as obvious while my family was there as it it obvious today.

ISIS represents the worst threat to civilization — any civilization, not just the West’s — since Adolf Hitler. In fact, I would venture to suggest that ISIS is worse than the Nazis, because they have religion behind them, and religion rectifies just about anything. Like the Nazi, they would happily relieve the world of every Jew, every gay and lesbian, every mentally or physically disabled person, everyone they imagine is “immoral,” and everyone who fails to toe their political line. But to that list you can add vast numbers of other nationalities, races, faiths, and non-faiths.

These are people who would not hesitate to detonate a nuclear bomb in New York, London, Paris, San Francisco, Seattle, Dallas/Ft. Worth, Tokyo, Singapore…you name it. Or to unleash chemical or biological weapons on hundreds of thousands of human beings. They would do so without compunction, because they believe God approves.

This is an enemy that truly does embody pure evil. If Americans, Europeans, and Asians do not clear the fog from their vision soon, we won’t have to worry about global warming much longer. There won’t be anybody left to release carbon into the atmosphere. At least, not from combustion sources much more impressive than a campfire.

Cripes. I suppose I’d better get up and get to work. Though under the circumstances there hardly seems any point in it.

The Worst Threat the World Has Seen Since WW II

The Guardian is running a story titled “‘Apocalyptic’ Isis beyond anything we’ve seen,’ say US defence chiefs.” Now, it’s true, The Guardian tends to exaggerate. But lemme tellya: this one is no exaggeration.

I lived in Saudi Arabia for ten years, in one of the remotest parts of a remote kingdom. We lived among the local people, who, during the 1950s, were still dwelling in conditions Europeans would think of as medieval, culturally and materially. No love was lost on Americans among the Saudis, and let me assure you, the murder of an innocent victim such as James Foley as a device to express hatred, vengeance, dominance, and menace was culturally acceptable then and it remains so now.

The West in general and the United States in specific have made so many bone-headed mistakes in the Middle East that it is impossible to keep track of them. Those stupid moves are coming home to roost now. With the ascendance of the kind of people who make it a religion to hate the West — to some degree with good reason — and the suppression of ruthless dictators who had a vested interest in keeping the peace, we do indeed face an apocalyptic threat. The Moslem extremists who are fast seizing power are fully capable of and feel justified in exploding nuclear bombs, releasing poison gas, and spreading engineered disease in cities filled with civilians, in any country on the planet. And sooner or later they will do so.

The most serious recent  mistake the West has made was to support the overthrow of strongmen like Saddam Hussein and his ilk. That is because we operate under a fundamental error: we believe, as though it were a religious tenet, that because democracy works for us it must therefore be best for everyone else in the world. And that is not true.

Democracy does not necessarily fit every culture. That is especially so for cultures that spawn groups capable of the atrocities we’ve already seen — atrocities that, you may be sure, are just the beginning. We need to butt out of the governance of other people’s countries. If a dictator is what’s needed to keep extreme jihadists under control, then a dictator is who should be in power. But stupidly, we failed to take advantage of the strongmen who were in a position to do that. When we should have continued to cultivate them, we dethroned them, or encouraged the locals to dethrone them. This was exceptionally stupid.

Our longest-running mistake in the Middle East has been to build dependence on the region’s oil supplies to support America’s enormous, spendthrift energy needs. This forced us to intertwine our economy and our politics with cultures that are not our friends and never have been our friends. Surpassing exceptionally stupid. We would have been better off to dig up all of Alaska, Canada, the Dakotas, the Pacific Ocean and the Gulf of Mexico than to establish the kind of dependence that we have now and have had for decades. When you compare the two evils, the former would have been less harmful to the United States as a nation and to the West as an alliance of technologically developed nations.

Our second-oldest mistake — hang onto your hats, folks, because I’m about to surpass myself in political incorrectness — was to support the establishment of Israel and maintain an alliance with it.

Think about Israel from an Arab point of view: This is a Western sovereignty populated mostly by people with European cultural roots that was forcibly planted on soil stolen from Palestine. Western allies supported its development shortly after the Second World War for a simple, truly evil reason: no one wanted to provide homes and safety for the millions of Jewish refugees from European tyranny. Instead of opening our borders to the beleaguered victims of a murderous time, we exploited a specious religious belief that a plot of territory on the Mediterranean was a God-given “promised land” to the Europeanized and Americanized descendants of an ancient nomadic tribe. After all, we persuaded ourselves, the Jews were there first.

Well. Maybe. But consider an American analogue. Let us suppose the European Union decided that Virginia should be removed from the governance of the United States and returned to the Pamunkey and Mattaponi Indians, on the theory that they were there first and Virginia is, after all, their land. Imagine how that would go over! It’s just about as rational, though, as ripping out a chunk of Palestine and handing it over to the descendants of the Hebrew tribes.

Given that Israel has systematically oppressed the local Palestinians and as we scribble is in the process of killing hundreds of civilians in its own defense (2000 Palestinians vs. 68 Israelis), it’s not surprising that Arabs feel a certain resentment toward the West.

In my opinion, ISIS is the worst threat to Western civilization that we have seen since Adolf Hitler. We need to crush this outfit NOW, even if it means dropping plutonium bombs on Syria, Iran, and Iraq, killing innocents along with the criminal extremists, and letting God sort them out. We cannot allow ISIS to gain any more power, territory, weapons, or political influence — period. If stopping ISIS means killing everybody in sight, that’s what we need to do.

We need to go all-out in building an energy infrastructure completely free of any association with any Middle Eastern country, even if it means despoiling our lands, raising the price of gasoline, building more nuclear plants across the nation, and perforce limiting the amount of power we expend.

We need to quit sending military aid, economic aid, and political support to Israel, even if it means evacuating every person of European ancestry and Jewish heritage and finding homes and jobs for them in Western countries. How about Virginia for starters?

My mother was not an educated woman. But she was perceptive. Sometimes she said things that amounted to metaphor. Once, she remarked, in so many words, that “Armageddon will come out of the Middle East.”

It sounds extreme. But she was commenting on an extreme situation.

World War III will come out of the Middle East. And WW III, given the kinds of weapons we have now and the fanaticism of our opponents, could very well be the Western world’s Armageddon.

Postscript, 8/23/2014: Don’t believe me? Well then, take a look at this authoritative article by Ed Husain, a senior fellow at the Council on Foreign Relations and a senior advisor to the Tony Blair Faith Foundation. It appears in this morning’s New York Times. What Mr. Husain describes exactly reflects my own experience of a decade in Saudi Arabia.

What’s Wrong with These Pictures?

Dropped by Budgeting in the Fun Stuff today? That crazy dude who tracked down his ex-wife’s sister in Texas and murdered her and five other members of her family was brought to ground in BiFS’s neighborhood. After he executed the couple and all but one of their children, he took off in search of his ex’s mother. The mother and her family were saved only because the critically wounded survivor of the first mass slaying alerted police to his plans.

This guy, Ron Haskell, was batshit crazy. He had abused his wife.  He tied up, choked, and threatened his own mother with death. The mother reported to police that he said he was going to kill her, his ex-wife, and any police officer who tried to stop him. His lawyers propose to argue that he’s mentally incompetent, acting while off his meds. The fact that this man was mad as a hatter and dangerously violent was no secret to anyone who came in contact with him.

So…why was he still loose on the street?

Why? Because we no longer have mental institutions, and we no longer have the will to confine people who clearly represent a threat to others because of obvious, certifiable mental derangement.

I’ll tellya what I think. Officials of the state and of a county in Utah knew this guy was crazy. They knew he was dangerous. They knew he had already harmed his wife and his mother and threatened mayhem right and left. The state of Utah should pay for all the damage this man did in Texas.

Utah taxpayers should pay to clean up the physical mess created by six murders in a Texas home.

They should cover the medical and psychiatric bills for the 15-year-old girl whose family members were shot, one by one, in front of her and who sustained critical injuries.

If she survives those injuries, Utah taxpayers should have to pay to support her for the rest of her life, a life that you can bet has been destroyed — now and evermore. Utah taxpayers should foot the bill for the police and the EMTs who responded to the crime and chased down and cornered the guy.

They should pay for all the security doors and expensive hardened locks the terrified residents of those haunted Texas neighborhoods now feel they should put on their homes, and the bars over their windows, and the burglar alarm systems, and the pistols and shotguns they feel compelled to buy to protect themselves.

They should pay for all the legal bills to prosecute and defend the wretched Mr. Haskell, and they should foot the bill for keeping the bastard in jail for the rest of his natural life or until Texas executes him, whichever comes first.

This pattern has become a tiresome story. We have shut down mental health care in this country — it’s even sadder than our regular physical healthcare — and the result is an unending binge of crazies with guns and knives taking out anyone they feel impelled to take out. Time after time, reports on each new mass killing reveal that someone, somewhere knew the perp was dangerously insane and that nothing was done about it.

And as long as we’re on healthcare in the United States, have you seen this little gem? Questor Pharmaceuticals, one of the Big Pharma corporations that helps to generate funds for the One Percent, has been downplaying the potentially fatal side-effects of a drug called Acthar. In 2001,  Questor purchased rights to Acthar, a so-called “orphan” drug developed to treat a rare medical condition, for $100,000. Since then the company has been aggressively marketing it to treat chronic diseases such as lupus and multiple sclerosis. In 2007, a 5 ml vial of the stuff cost $1,650.

Exorbitant, you say? You ain’t seen nothin’: today five ml of the drug — .17 ounce, about a teaspoonful — goes for $28,000!

Where, God help us, are the regulators? Yeah. In the same place as the mental institutions: the junk pile.

We need to bring sanity back to the governing of this country.

And we need to make those taxpayers determined to dodge their collective responsibility fiscally responsible for their collective irresponsibility.

 

Uh-oh… Is Rand Paul a Body-Snatcher?

You have gotta read this op-ed article by Rand Paul in today’s New York Times. This scares me: Rand Paul is suddenly right on my wavelength!

Has my brain been hijacked? Is this the Invasion of the Body-Snatchers?

Often I feel that I live in a Kurt Vonnegut novel. And sometimes I think I’m living in a Monty Python show. But a 1956 B-movie?

McCutcheon: Funny Takes Out a Loan

 The Supreme Court’s ruling in McCutcheon v. Federal Election Commission has engendered another of Funny’s inspired entrepreneurial schemes. By golly, this may be my best idea yet! But first I’ll need a little seed money. Hence, it was off to the credit union for a loan.

FUNNY: I’d like to borrow ten million dollars, please, to support my new business enterprise. Here’s the business plan. [FUNNY hands a sheaf of paper to LOAN OFFICER.] You’ll see the profit this will turn within the next four years.

LOAN OFFICER: Ten million? That’s quite a lot for a start-up. Would you mind summarizing this 150-page document and telling me exactly what the ten mill will be used for?

FUNNY: I wish to purchase a United States senator.

L.O.: Ah! Well, that’s a very fine idea. But you’re not the first to apply for a loan for this purpose. Which of our Congressional delegation do you propose to buy?

FUNNY: Actually, none of them. I wouldn’t have any of those dunderheads. My plan is to run a candidate that has a brain.

L.O.: Now there’s a unique idea.

FUNNY: Yes. I thought so, too.

L.O.: What do you propose to put up for collateral?

FUNNY: The proceeds from five defense contracts should cover it, wouldn’t you think?

L.O.: Oh, I should say so. Do you suppose you could throw in a little easing of the new mortgage regulations?

FUNNY: We’ll definitely look into that.

L.O.: [Studies gigantic sheaf of paper presented by FUNNY] Hm. This is very interesting. But…

FUNNY: “But…”???

L.O.: Well, I wonder if maybe you’re not thinking big enough.

FUNNY: How much bigger can you think? We’re talking about a Senator of the United States of America, the vastest hegemony in the history of the entire human race!

L.O.: What if you were to purchase a United States President? We would consider fronting you about 8 billion dollars for that purpose.

FUNNY: My goodness. I’m not sure I could afford a loan of that size. What would the interest be?

L.O.: 4.325 percent.

FUNNY: Four percent on 8 billion dollars? The credit union will be rolling in ill-gotten gains. How about 3 percent?

L.O.: Okay, okay: 3.586 percent. That’s our best offer.

FUNNY: What kind of collateral can we come up with for an 8 billion-dollar loan?

L.O.: Fifteen defense contracts, the new president’s first-born son, and your eternal soul.

FUNNY: Excellent! Done! We’re in business.

L.O.: Sign here, please.

 

Obamacare Side Effect: Fewer Jobs? Or More Employers?

Have you been following the Republican far right’s latest misrepresentation about the Affordable Care Act? Twisting a statement in an appendix to a Congressional Budget Office report on the ACA’s progress, the crazies claim the government admits that affordable health care will kill 2 million jobs.

HOLY mackerel! We’re all flying toward Hell on a skateboard!

What the budget office’s authors actually said is that once people no longer have to hold onto a full-time job, willy-nilly, in order to maintain health insurance, about two million American FTE jobs may be vacated by those who retire early or elect to quit working full-time so as to follow more worthwhile pursuits, such as rearing their children, spending their time in volunteer work, becoming self-employed, or simply living slightly less miserable lives.

That is different from the loss of two million jobs. It doesn’t represent the disappearance of jobs. It represents a reduction in the number of people forced to work at a certain type of employment.

As a practical matter, the CBO is probably right in saying that quite a few people will find better things to do with their time than trudging through the rat-race five or six days a week. I can’t even begin to count the number of people I’ve known, over a lifetime in said rat-race, who have said that the only reason they didn’t start their own businesses was that they had to have health insurance and they couldn’t afford it or wouldn’t qualify for it if they weren’t on an employer plan.

If these dreams now can be made to come to pass, will that actually cause the loss of umpty-umpteen gerjillion jobs?

Consider: Jane quits her job because she’s tired of working for the Man and she thinks she has a better idea. She starts a cleaning business. Within a year, she employs five cleaning staff and an admin to answer the phone. A year later, she’s regularly contracting with an exterminator and a painter, and she’s hired an accountant.

Her old job back at Avaricious Industries, Inc., may or may not be replaced with two part-time positions devoid of benefits. But in the process, she has created jobs for nine people, three of them self-employed in businesses that also create jobs for workers.

Okay: Annabelle, the lazy bum, just goes home and takes care of her kids, thereby creating…nothing? Nevvermind that one graduates from Johns Hopkins medical school and becomes a cancer researcher, another grows up to be a nuclear physicist, and the third goes to Africa to lead an NGO and, at the age of 63, wins a Nobel Peace Prize. As a woman and “just a housewife,” Anabelle’s obviously a drag on society.

So if for every two workers who quit a job, one of them founds an enterprise that ends up employing, on average, five other workers, it would seem that a “loss” of 2 million FTE employees should result in a net gain of five million new jobs.

New lies, anyone?