Coffee heat rising

Kids!!! <3 Kids!!!

Joy! The ‘Hood gets better and better! Because..NOW we’re getting KIDS!

Gosh, what could possibly BE better than a passel kids playing out front?

The neighbors have thrown a birthday party for one of their short set. Maybe a dozen wonderful pre-teens out there, running around and partying and laughing.

Ruby and I set out for a walk. As we pass by the chivaree, a passel of short stuff comes running out to dote on the corgi. 😀

“Can we pet her? Can we pet her?”

LOL! You imagine she’ll let you get away without petting her???

So now we have a new crowd of lifelong friends. Too, too fun. 

Yes, I do love this neighorhood.
Why d’you ask? 
😀

And…So…DO I really wanna stay here?

Out the door as the earliest stores opened, the better to traipse from pillar to post. WHAT a gorgeous day!!!

Neither cool nor warm…we could call it “temperate,” I suppose.

Without a car lurking in the garage, I have two choices: pay an Uber driver to schlep me around, or (hang onto your hat!) to walk. Truth to tell, I much prefer to walk — especially on a lovely day like this one.

An advantage to traveling on foot is that you get to see your fellow residents up close, as well as gazing upon the infrastructure. Today’s junket revealed what anyone with half a brain cell already has observed: that this neighborhood’s population is steadily darkening. Which is to say, large sections are turning Black. Where before you never saw a dusky face in these parts, now I’d say about…ohhh…..one in eight passers-by is of the African-American persuasion.

Most live in the banks of apartments stacked on the west side of Conduit of Blight Blvd.

Do I care?

Probably not.

If my mother were still living, though, she’d be throwing one hissy-fit after another. One of the reasons she and my father moved to (un)charming Sun City was that Black Folk were decidedly not welcome there.

That apparently is still the mood out there. One of my friends — a fellow of the duskier complexion — dared to buy a house out there a few months ago. No kidding: the aging locals harried the guy out. 

Within six months, he’d sold his new place and moved elsewhere.

Well. Sun Citizens feel the same about anyone under the age of around 45 or 50. That’s why I hated loathed and despised rooming with my parents after I graduated from the UofA. What a horrible place!

And what horrible people. 

Can you imagine a housing development whose existence is predicated on keeping certain people out? Out out out OUT! That describes Sun City, down to the smallest molecules. That’s what makes Sun City a horrible place. It’s a housing tract built on hate.

And there’s why I chose to stay here when SDXB took it into his bonnet to move out there, running ahead of Tony the Romanian Landlord’s onslaught.  Any day, I’ll take an angry Eastern European over a chuckleheaded Yankee.

So…uhm…yeah. I do really wanna stay here.

Arf! We say…ARF!

Back again from traipsing around the neighborhood: pillar to post to pillar. Dawg and I marched from here to the shops east of Main Drag Central; then home and into the Shack.

Dawg takes up her post on the doggy bed, in the lovely air-conditioning. Human goes back out to hit the Sprouts and waypoints.

Human has gotten surprisingly skilled at repelling panhandlers. Hot diggety!

Sprouts: amply supplied with nummies, and — more importantly — with beer. So now we’re handsomely armed for dinner.

***

Ahhh, Little Dog! What a lovely little dog. 

In hideous Saudi Arabia — where the Human grew up — we weren’t allowed to have dogs. Rabies, y’know.

Actually, the jackals (which invaded the camp after dark every night) carried the rabies. But if your dog got into a squabble with one of those canine intruders, your dog was gonna be exposed to rabies, and that was gonna be the end of your dog. And you were going to enjoy THE most gawdawful round of anti-rabies shots you can imagine.

Pain, pain, and more pain: from every direction.

So we didn’t have dogs out there.

And therein lies one of the chief of the many reasons you couldn’t pay me to go back to that place. 😮

***

So here we are, loafing in the living room…again. Ruby and I have become quite expert at loafing!

It’s a warm but not a hot day. Tolerable enough for traipsing. School has come and gone, so kids are outside playing: more than tolerable enough.

Sometimes I think I would like to move…

But where to?

Well: first choice would be to a neighborhood closer to M’Hijito’s house.

Heeeeee!  Wouldn’t he be pleased?

Well, before I chase him off to Payson, we’d need to rethink that idea.

Another possibility would be into the residential area adjacent to the area occupied by the Beloved AJ’s Fancy-Dan Grocery Store. Just imagine being able to walk to the best grocery store in the city! Whenever you feel like it!!

That also would be, in theory, within walking distance of M’Hijito’s house.

The location, though, is near one of the busiest intersections in the city, and right up the street from a complex of not one, not two, but three high schools. So…well…you can imagine the noise level!!

Don’t think I wanna move there.

So…ya look around and ya look around and ya look around…and eventually you think I don’t wanna move anywhere away from here! 

Yea verily: by sheer, raw luck, you happened to buy a house in THE ideal corner of the city. Truth to tell, there is no “where to” to move to.

What luck, eh!?

Wow! AWESOME!

Which is to say: AWESOME afternoon!  What a beautiful day!

When my Realtor friend John Shackelford brought me to the ‘Hood, lo! these many years ago, he could not have done me a bigger favor. This middle-aged North Phoenix tract really is a beautiful little mid/middle-class neighborhood, perfect in every way.

Seriously! It IS in the middle of everything: you don’t have to walk far to get to any store, any professional’s office, any car shop, any ANYTHING you like. Drop the jalopy off wherever you please, wander away, and come toddling back…yes…whenever you please.

The ambience is safe. Thugs do not holler at you as they barrel past on a main drag. Every corner has a tidy little shopping center. There’s a church across the street. And a school across the street. And a car repair shop up the street. And….and…and on and on.

Seriously, indeed: I do feel like I just fell into it when I bought into this neighborhood.

This afternoon, it was over to my favorite little booze shop, thereinat to buy a six-pack of Kilt-Lifters. Then homeward, ever homeward…hereinat to love up the dog and fork over a couple of fistfuls of kibble as a treat for her. Then pour a beer, sit down, and put up the feet.

Gosh! What a day, eh?

We live in such a pretty little neighborhood! I’m SOOOOO glad I didn’t follow SDXB to dreary Sun City when he decided to escape Tony the Romanian Landlord by moving out to Old Folks’ Land. Gaaaahhhh!  When I lived out there with my parents, I learned to hate…

  • …the sound of F-16s roaring overhead all day
  • …the hatred of young people, creatures the locals moved out there to escape
  • …the ticky-tacky architecture
  • …the third-rate grocery stores (do old people not eat, not cook???)
  • …the endless, endless, FUKKIN’ ENDLESS drive into town, whereinat to buy a decent steak…

LOL! If you’re gonna live in a city, forgodsake LIVE IN A CITY. 😀

Reminiscences

Achey this morning. Not sick: just tired from too much hiking around.

Crackpot neighbors are hollering at each other. Shut UP, folks!

Waiting for the toast to brown. Thinking….thinking back over my family’s life in Berkeley, California. Wishing I were still there. 

My relatives’ little house was right down the road from where the lightrail train came in from San Francisco and then shot through a tunnel to the other side of the hills.

My great-grandmother and her widowed daughter, my great-aunt, lived on Hopkins street, a long and mellow road that climbed up the side of a steep hill and ended where that tunnel carried the city train through from the far side of the Berkeley Hills.

Such a handsome place! I do miss it.

Their charming little house looked a lot like this one. CAN YOU BELIEVE that price!! Over a million bucks for an ancient, termite-ridden two-bedroom bungalow!

One thing you had to say for the neighborhood: it would keep you in shape. Where the relatives’ house stood, that road was mighty steep!

The relatives didn’t own a car, so just to go to the grocery store, they got a nice workout. And yea verily! Both of them lived well into their 90s, in excellent health. Without ever seeing a doctor.

Two blocks up that road stood what we today would call a gourmet grocery store. They didn’t: to them, it was just the corner market. WhatEVER: my great-grandmother (by then in her 90s) walked up there every day or two to pick up food and whatnot. Her daughter (my great-aunt), hiked up that hill five days a week to catch a train into San Francisco, where she worked for Crocker-Anglo National Bank.

On any given day, either one of them got about 20 times more exercise than we do. And it showed: they both lived into their late 90s, in excellent health. As Christian Scientists: they never went to doctors!

Heh. I guess the hill was their doctor, eh?

It was populated with pretty little houses. Walk the three blocks to the top of the hill and you came to what we today would call a gourmet grocery store. To them, it was just a corner store, a rather ordinary grocer.

Also on that corner were a dry cleaner and a set of concrete stairs leading up the hill into Sausalito, where my cousins lived. Next door to the cleaner’s was said gourmet grocery store: on the order of a Sprouts, only not so commercialized.

They were nice folks: the great-grandmother and the great-aunt.

Heh! Imagine having relatives who don’t think you’re a Communist because you’re active in the Democratic Party!

Yeah: the idiot woman my father married after my mother died dwelt somewhere to the right of Adolf Hitler. So did her her rabid daughter, who — Arizona being, after all, Arizona (Home of the Right-Wing Crackpot) — attained to the rank of Superior Court Judge. Both of them wild-eyed right-wingers, who regarded me and my husband as COMM-YOU-NISTS.

Yep. Our family life went straight to Hell after my mother died. 😀

My step-sister Marilyn, who merged into our family after my father married her mother (in the wake of my mother’s death), must have thought we were the next best thing to Communists. No doubt she and her mom just l-o-o-ved having us treasonous bastards in their home. But I enjoyed her and her kids. Politics aside, they were nice enough folks.

Dear step-sister died in 2018: IMHO much, much too young for a journey to The Other World. But that’s only from my point of view: in reality, she was some 15 years older than me. And a good 90 degrees further to the right than me! :-d

SEriously: I did enjoy Marilyn. Her mother, Helen: not so much. And ultimately my father turned out to be pretty miserable in that marriage. He was afraid to divorce Helen: “She’ll get all my money!!!” 

Yeah. Well. Some things are worth more than money, eh Daddy?

Actually, what I should have said to him was Daddy! I’m married to  a partner in one of the most powerful lawfirms in the Southwest. She’s NOT gunna get all your precious money!

Probably not so much as a penny of it…

Oh well. I was too stupid to think of that. So was he. And so they lived miserably ever after…

Li’l Afternoon from Hell…

Y’know, it’s really NOT that hot this afternoon. Only 80 degrees, come 2:45 p.m.  High, faint cirrus clouds off to the north. But for some reason the afternoon feels miserably stuffy and hot.

Maybe it’s because whatever I try to do, I do it wrong.

Those two fine sentences, for example: “High, faint…hot”: FOUR typos before we reach the word “hot.” Gaaaahhhh!  

One of the neighbors seems to be beating their brat. Kid is screaming WAAAAAHHHHH! MOMMMYYY!! WAAAAHHH! MOMMY! WAAAAAHHHH WAHHH WAAHHHHH!

Grrrrrr!  Lay off the brat, bitch!

You may gather, correctly, that this old bat is

out…

of…

patience….

Over to the Sprouts this afternoon, on foot. There, of course, they did not have what I wanted. Risk life to cross Main Drag West, thereby to get into the Albertson’s. No, of course they didn’t have what I was looking for.

Dodge cars. Dodge busses. Dodge trains. 

Gawd!!!

Almighty!!!!!

Finally headed home, northering on Main Drag West. By now, mightily fed up.

Thinking, as the brain seethes, that I should move a little further into town, closer to AJ’s, the beloved Fancy Dan grocery store.

This maneuver, though, would deposit me right in the middle of M’hito’s neighborhood. Won’t HE be pleased!!!

😀  😀  😀

My son believes the local authorities have confiscated my driver’s license. This, resulting from a rear-end fender-bender that occurred YEARS ago. I believe that if that were the case, I would receive some kind of official notice thereof….not just a missing goddamn piece of plastic.

But because he’s certain he’s right, he has purloined my car out of my garage. So the only way I can get around town is on foot or by annoying public transit.

Meanwhile, my lawyer croaked over: dropped dead on the floor of his office. And offhand, I don’t know anyone else I can pester about a stupid, wacky thing like this.

So…somehow I’m gonna have to go out and find another lawyer, and then ask him WTF is going on with…all that BS.

How do I not wanna? Lemme count the ways….

To make things better, somehow I’ve hurt a hip joint. So…EVERY GODDAMN STEP HURTS, HURTS, AND HURTS SOME MORE. 

So…I reckon I’ll have to wait until whatever this passes before tracking down a new lawyer and siccing him on the authorities.

One way or another, pretty quick I do need to find a new legal beagle.

Some guy has opened a literal store-front practice in the shopping center just to the north of me. If he’s even faintly competent, well…wouldn’t THAT be convenient!

Off-hand, though, I dunno how to ascertain his level of competence. All the lawyers I knew are now long retired or long gone…so…that presents a bit of a problem, eh?