Coffee heat rising

Exceptionally Yucky Day!

Yes: I stupidly elected to take the Li’l Dawg for a walk, along about 8:00 a.m.  When we say “stupid,” when it came to that maneuver, we DO mean “stupid”!

Exceptionally unpleasant day. Hot. Humid. The air so thick you could swim through it. About as ugly a morning as you can imagine.

No one at the park this morning: other locals having better sense than I. Ditto the neighborhood streets. All the other humans and their dogs are holed up in their air-conditioned digs.

Reminds me of (un)lovely Saudi Arabia. Where we lived — on the shore of the Persian Gulf — we got days like this all summer. Hot. Muggy. Ugly.

My mother, an erstwhile Upstate New York girl, was unutterably miserable there. Me: I didn’t know any better. I was only a little kid. That place — that hideous place — was just life, the universe, and all that.

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Hope we’re not slated to do anything today. Don’t see anything on the calendar.

That, alas, doesn’t GUARANTEE that we’re free of jaunting, junketing, and time-wasting.

Ugh. I cannot deal with another pointless doctor’s appointment. Nor can I deal with another 40-minute drive to the Mayo Clinic.

It’s too hot to walk to the grocery store (my son having purloined my car).

Too expensive to visit my favorite computer store.

Too far to walk to the Phoenix Mountain Park, there to climb hills through the scorching heat.

Too hot to climb hills anywhere through the scorching heat.

My son was going to put the new pool vacuum equipment together. That didn’t get done over the weekend. If I had my act together, I’d call Pool Dude and ask him to do that. But…act? what act???

When Pool Dude visits — as he does once a week or so — he cleans that pool himself. As long as we don’t get a dust storm (which also includes leaves and debris), the pool stays clean between his junkets. So I feel little urgency to jump up and down and nag my poor son to get over here and put that vacuum into action.

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Daydreaming of my college boyfriend, an Eastern European fella. Well, he had been born and raised in the US, and so as far as he and I were concerned, he was a 100% red-blooded American boy. My parents, chauvinists to the core, thought otherwise. They considered him a foreigner, an alien, most decidedly not a candidate for the fatherhood of their grandchildren.

My, how they hated Paul. I adored him, and if they’d kept their mouths shut, we undoubtedly would have married.

They didn’t, though — keep their mouths shut, that is. They complained and griped and hollered and threatened….  Yeah: they threatened to disinherit me if I dared to marry the guy.

I finally folded and sent him on his way.

Found him on the Internet. He looks happy! And I surely hope he is.

He became an administrator at the University of California. Had we married, I would have landed a mighty fine sinecure there, or failing that (conflict of interest, y’know), would have found a tenure-track job with one of the state colleges. But when it became evident that if he and I married, I would never see my parents again, I sent him on his way.

Was that a wise thing to do?

Dunno. To this day, I do not know. I dearly loved the man. His sites on the Internet show a happy-looking family man…if I were the wife in one of those photos, I’d be happy-looking, too.

Oh, well!

One Li’l Catastrophe After Another

Man! When we say it‘s one of those days, we ain’t kiddin’!

The latest news to crash on our skulls:  The Wonder-Accountants are freakin’ RETIRING!

And for an innumerate old bat like me, that is a freakin’ CATASTROPHE.

Because…in case you can’t imagine, eh?…my son is NOT innumerate. Not at all. Quite to the contrary. And…as with his grand-dad — my fierce and chronically angry father — my own inability to deal with numbers drives him up the wall. The frustration of having to watch an idiot like me try to figure out the simplest operations…well…it must be just awful for him.

It’s damned awful for me, that’s for sure.

Well. I can NOT figure my taxes: must have an accountant for that task, even when its stages are fairly simple. Tax prep is so far over my head, I have no hope of doing it right. Or doing it at all. And because my understanding of what the heck I’m supposed to be doing in said task hovers near the ZERO level, trying to connect brains with a new accountant is gonna be… Well…gawdawful, that’s what.

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In other sylvan vales: Mygawd, it is hotter than the proverbial hubs outside.

Went out for a quick walk around our part of the hood, mostly to try to run off some of the stress and worry. No dog with me, of course: the pavement is so hot it would scorch her furry feet right off her legs.

It’s such a pretty little neighborhood. Nothing really special, to tell the truth: 1970s tract houses, by and large. But everything is neatly cared for and handsomely painted and tidy and clean…I love this place.

Ideally, I’d like to stay here until I die.

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That, alas, is no longer the American Way. Nowadays, we who lurk in the aging middle class are consigned to prisons for old folks, where we’re locked up and fed bad food until we finally get out of our family’s hair.

So about the best you can hope for, when you come unto my age, is a stroke or a heart attack that will carry you away forthwith.

Not the custom in my family, alas. My mother died horribly of a gut cancer, allegedly brought on by her incessant smoking  but more likely spurred by the hideous, gawdawful treatment she had for the amoebic dysentery she picked up in Arabia. It was a slow and ugly death.

My father wasted away in the excruciating company of the woman he unwisely married after my mother died. Took a good two years for him to die. Horrible.

My maternal grandmother supposedly died fairly young of cancer, apparently brought on by her flamboyant promiscuity. However, it appears that this story, as told to (or by…) my mother, was not true; in fact she lived to be 88 years old. Well…that’s if you believe the figures in Ancestry.com….a site that appears to be less than fully reliable.

The grandfather…well, if they’re facts, they’re pretty vague. If you believe the scanty data on Ancestry.com, he died at the age of 65.  Or not…who knows?

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Oh, well…. When we say side-tracked, we mean sidetracked, eh?

The reality of the day is the WonderAccountants’ decision to retire. A hair-raising contemporary reality that has nary a thing to do with all that historical, ancestral babble. 😀

Yahoo! SAVED!!!

By golly, despite this morning’s earlier rumination, I discovered I’m NOT out of coffee after all. 

Yahoooo!!!   That means I don’t have to leave the house in this morning’s gawdawful humid heat. A whole bag of coffee beans resides in the freezer!

And you know what that means:

Yeah:  LOAFING. 

It’s a perfectly horrible day for walking around to the uptown stores: hot and stuffy and wet. Here at 8:15 in the morning, Ruby and I have already made an early perambulation of the ‘Hood. Humid, soggy…miserable morning.

We have a steak in the fridge: enough to invite M’hijito to dinner, or to load my own plate for two days. A lovely slice of salmon resides in there, too… So if M’hiito does come over this evening, there’ll still be plenty for tomorrow’s feast, without having to make another grocery-store run.

So. We shall see how things shake out….;

Hotter Than the Hubs…Again

Twenty to seven in the morning…and the thermometer reads NINETY DEGREES out there on the back porch.

Humidity: 35%
Chance of rain: 32%

Holleeee shee-ut. It’s like living back in (un)lovely Saudi Arabia, on the shore of the sweaty Persian Gulf.

Dog and human are just back from a soggy doggy walk.

No baby-sitters in evidence yet. Let’s hope they stay away for awhile.

Peace. Quiet. And a dog for company. What more could anyone ask?

Well. Ahem….

One COULD ask for coffee…

Just discovered I’m flat out.

Not yet 7 in the morning: no place within easy reach is open. Hotter than the Hubs of Hades: 92 degrees at 8:50 in the morning. And I failed to order any coffee from Amazon.

Whaaaaa!!!??????? 

Where did my marbles go?

Welp! We have a boxful of fancy tea in the cupboard. Think what we’ll do is indulge ourself in overpriced tea today and tomorrow, while we order up the coffee from the far side of the galaxy.

Ohhhh, what deprivation! 

😀

Zowie! Time & Stress Saved!!

Wow! Amazon is THE BUSINESS, that’s for sure.

Just ran out of dog kibble.

No car.

Temp in the shade of the back porch: 108 degrees.  Temp in the full sun, walking along beside an asphalt road: you don’t wanna know!

Ordered 5 pounds worth.

Not-Too-Bright Walk!

3:00 p.m. on a June day, here in hottest Phoenix: I stupidly take it into my feeble little brain to go for a stroll around the neighborhood.

Some of us, after all, really ARE “not too bright.”

At least I had the brainpower to leave the little dawg home. The scorching sidewalks would burn her feet right off!  Eeek!

Seriously: it IS magnificently hot out there (as in “hotter than the hubs of Hades!”) and Ruby’s feet would have been royally singed if I’d been stupid enough to take her with me.

Other than baking my brains, though, this afternoon’s stroll seems to have done little damage to the human. But…uhmmm…say, Stupid…next time remember to wait until after the sun has set!

😀

Really, at this time of year — mid-summer in lovely Phoenix — the best and maybe the only time of day to take the dawg for a walk is right about at dawn. It’s already (well: still) hotter than Hell at that hour, but at least the sidewalks are relatively cool — not having baked in the sun all day. By evening, the sidewalks are horizontal frying pans!

Truth to tell, though, I seem not to be getting enough exercise. So…in upcoming days and weeks, Ruby and I will need to go out the door right at dawn. This will send us around the park — or at least around several city blocks — and get us back to the Funny Farm before the pavement heats up.

Arizona. What a place! Not designed for humans…