ARF! we say. ARF ARFETY ARF! IT’S POOL DUDE DAY!
Darned if I can imagine how Ruby the Corgi knows when it’s Pool Dude’s day to come over and shovel out the hole-in-the-ground-into-which-to-pour money. But by golly, she sure does!
And she’s out there lurking by the gate — or in the house by the back door — waiting for him to show up.
Ohhhh how that dawg loves that Pool Dude!
So does the human… Bless’im, he relieves me of an annoying job. And, because he does the job SO much better than I can, he keeps that pool just spotless. Looking gorgeous. Free of casually growing sheets of green stuff.
Yeah: we’re both in love with Pool Dude. I’ll tellya: that guy is worth his weight in dollar bills.
Do hafta say: in the unlikely event that I were ever to buy another house, it almost surely will NOT have another swimming pool in the backyard. I do love having the puddle of cool water out there in Arizona’s gawdawful summertime. But..y’know…a shower will do the trick. 😉
Unless you have kids who play in the pool every day, owning one is hardly worth the cost. The pool really is an expensive nuisance.
It also poses a health threat that most people don’t think about: it’s a puddle spreading some very scary communicable diseases.
My next-door neighbor apparently decided she was done with maintaining and paying for her hole-in-the-ground, so she let the water drain out and then just went on about her business. Problem is: when you open the drain at the bottom of a backyard pool, not all the water drains out.
Result: she had a nice little puddle sitting on the bottom of the plaster hole…and the mosquitos found it.
This created a fine mosquito nest, jacking up our buggy population handsomely.
Meanwhile, her other next-door neighbor, a European immigrant, had no clue about stale puddles, swarming mosquitoes, and their consequences. She liked to sleep with her windows open, and apparently had never heard of a window screen.
Next result: the skeeters flew right into her bedroom and made themselves to home, where they bit the bejayzuz out of her…and infected her with a fine case of encephalitis. She almost died from it.
Fortunately, she did recover after some time…even though her doctors had told her dad that she probably would not.
So…Ruby and I do not loaf around the backyard without being amply covered in clothing. We do have a mosquito-zapper out there. But most of the time, I stay indoors!
Therein lies one of the many drawbacks to having a swimming pool in your backyard…and it’s not even your pool!
Here in Phoenix, you’d have a hard time dodging mosquitos bred in one of the local holes-in-the-ground. Just about everybody does have a pool. You could probably evade the bugs if you lived in a high-rise apartment. But most houses…not so much.
If your pool is maintained properly, well then…no, it’s not breeding skeeters. But to take care of a pool properly is a PITA of the first water. You have to keep it steadily chlorinated. Sweep down the walls and steps. Vacuum out any debris that blows into it…. If you’re doing pool maintenance right, it’s pretty much a daily task. Or a stiff bill to a guy who comes around and beats back the dirt and the bugs.
